A Exceptional Cunt

A Exceptional Cunt desperately desired a piece of paper that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly weird proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a piece of paper of all things.

A Exceptional Cunt found a cup to annihilate This might appear to be an exciting exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a cup being the thing selected.

A Exceptional Cunt looked for a hat that they would break. This could be considered a bizarre action, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a hat having that done to it

A Exceptional Cunt always had with them a radiator that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a radiator being the item selected.

A Exceptional Cunt desperately needed a vibrator that they would occasionally embrace. It might be a curious operation, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

A Exceptional Cunt always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would often hug. This seems to be a bizarre exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.