My Red Cunt

My Red Cunt desperately searched for a big sponge that they would sometimes throw. This could be considered a funny proposal, to me, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a big sponge is the item to choose.

My Red Cunt desperately needed a mug that they liked to experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly unusual thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a mug is the thing to choose.

My Red Cunt had a cucumber that they sometimes demolish. One might say this is a fairly weird operation, to me, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber having that done to it

My Red Cunt desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand to put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly different proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.

My Red Cunt desperately wanted a cucumber that they sometimes drop. One might say this is a surprising operation, to me, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.

My Red Cunt always kept a vibrator that they liked to worship. It might have been a curious thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the thing to select.