Orange Cunt

Orange Cunt desperately desired a cheese grater that they would often put in the bath with him. It is an unusual exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

Orange Cunt desperately desired a pint of beer that they liked to worship. This seems to be a fairly surprising proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

Orange Cunt desperately wanted a can of Tango that they sometimes drop. This seems an unusual undertaking, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who thought it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

Orange Cunt always kept a magic 8 ball that they would often worship. It should be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.

Orange Cunt searched for a big sponge to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an odd thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a big sponge would be the item chosen.

Orange Cunt needed a tomato to sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly funny activity, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.