Naughty Cunt

Naughty Cunt had a tomato that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to some, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was sublime. A tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

Naughty Cunt desperately wanted a hat that they would sleep with. It would have been an astonishing thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a hat would be the item that was opted for.

Naughty Cunt craved for a porno magazine that they would sometimes embrace. It would have been a fairly original exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing to select.

Naughty Cunt desperately needed a rubber chicken to sleep with. This seems a peculiar suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

Naughty Cunt wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes play with. It was considered to be a new idea, to some, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

Naughty Cunt wanted a chocolate bar that they would eat. One might consider this to be a surprising operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a chocolate bar being the thing opted for.