A Green Cunt

A Green Cunt often carried a magic 8 ball that they would often worship. One might consider this to be a weird suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. A magic 8 ball having that done to it

A Green Cunt desperately desired a dildo that they sometimes play with. It should have been a fairly curious approach to life, to most, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the thing to choose.

A Green Cunt looked for a stapler that they would eat. This could be considered a surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. A stapler was the chosen thing.

A Green Cunt desperately looked for a bat to break. It is a weird exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a bat was the item that was selected.

A Green Cunt desperately searched for a custard pie that they sometimes throw. One might say this is a fairly strange suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who considered it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the chosen item.

A Green Cunt searched for a CD player that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is an extraordinary thought, to most, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.