My Fat Cunt

My Fat Cunt craved for a set square that they would occasionally throw. It is considered to be a fairly new proposal, to some, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it was magnificent. Strangely, a set square is the item that was chosen.

My Fat Cunt always kept a teapot that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a new exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.

My Fat Cunt searched for a big sponge to hug. This seems a peculiar exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the item to opt for.

My Fat Cunt craved for a stretchman that they would throw. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar operation, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman having that done to it

My Fat Cunt desperately looked for a computer that they sometimes break. This might appear to be a new activity, to many, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a computer being the thing opted for.

My Fat Cunt looked for a piece of paper that they liked to embrace. It was considered to be an astonishing suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. A piece of paper was the item that was opted for.