His Retarded Cunt

His Retarded Cunt always had with them a bottle of coke that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a weird exercise, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who felt it was epic. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.

His Retarded Cunt craved for a big sponge that they would throw. It might be a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who considered it would be spectacular. Honestly, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

His Retarded Cunt desperately wanted a toilet brush to annihilate It should be a fairly weird suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

His Retarded Cunt craved for a lava lamp that they would sometimes worship. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

His Retarded Cunt craved for a set square that they would occasionally embrace. It might have been a weird idea, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who feels it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square being the item opted for.

His Retarded Cunt always had with them a sponge that they sometimes eat. One might say this is a fairly weird approach to life, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a sponge being the thing opted for.