The Energetic Cunt

The Energetic Cunt owned a condom that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a condom is the thing to select.

The Energetic Cunt found a tomato that they would put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly new suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Remarkably, a tomato is the thing to choose.

The Energetic Cunt desperately wanted a spade that they would embrace. This is certainly a fairly strange suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the chosen thing.

The Energetic Cunt desperately looked for a hat that they would often smash. This is certainly a fairly funny exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a hat would be the thing that was opted for.

The Energetic Cunt looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often worship. One might consider this to be an unusual undertaking, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. A can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.

The Energetic Cunt often carried a melon that they would sometimes play with. This seems to be an unusual thought, to me, but not to the Cunt, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a melon is the item to choose.