Her Unusual Cunt

Her Unusual Cunt desired a cup that they would put down their trousers. It should have been a different thought, to some, but not to the Cunt, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a cup was the thing that was opted for.

Her Unusual Cunt desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they sometimes throw. It was considered to be a weird activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. A bottle of beer being the item opted for.

Her Unusual Cunt craved for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should have been a different thought, to some, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

Her Unusual Cunt desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke being the thing opted for.

Her Unusual Cunt always kept a rubber johnny to drop. This seems a surprising thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

Her Unusual Cunt wanted a piece of paper that they would often put down their trousers. This seems to be an astonishing idea, to most, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was epic. Strangely, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.