Talented Cunt

Talented Cunt desired a pint of cider that they liked to throw. It might be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who felt it was entertaining. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

Talented Cunt always kept a set of lego that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems to be an astonishing action, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a set of lego being the thing selected.

Talented Cunt carried a crown to worship. This seems a funny activity, to most, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a crown of all things.

Talented Cunt found a vibrator that they would occasionally experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who felt it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

Talented Cunt always had with them a crown that they would often put in the bath with him. It was an extraordinary undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a crown would be the item that was selected.

Talented Cunt desired a helmet that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be an original undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a helmet was the thing that was chosen.