His Square Cunt

His Square Cunt desperately craved for a can of coke that they sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the thing that was selected.

His Square Cunt desperately looked for a wig that they would sometimes smash. It was a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a wig being the thing opted for.

His Square Cunt found a magic 8 ball to smash. This could be considered a fairly different approach to life, to some, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball being the chosen item.

His Square Cunt often carried a rubber chicken that they would eat. It might have been an extraordinary thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

His Square Cunt always had with them a block of cheese that they sometimes worship. One might say this is a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

His Square Cunt found a block of cheese that they would rub on his belly. It was a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.