Square Cunt

Square Cunt craved for a little monkey to try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly original activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

Square Cunt always had with them a lava lamp that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly different thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

Square Cunt always carried a lava lamp that they would occasionally demolish. This is certainly a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.

Square Cunt desperately looked for a set of lego that they sometimes worship. This could be considered a surprising idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was exciting. A set of lego is the item to select.

Square Cunt always kept a bottle of coke that they would demolish. This seems an unusual activity, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

Square Cunt craved for a melon that they sometimes drop. It was considered to be a surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a melon being the chosen item.