The Adventurous Cunt

The Adventurous Cunt wanted a stretchman that they would occasionally annihilate This could be considered a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the chosen thing.

The Adventurous Cunt had a cucumber that they would insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the chosen thing.

The Adventurous Cunt desperately wanted a set square that they liked to eat. It should be an unusual thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the thing to opt for.

The Adventurous Cunt desperately craved for a mug that they liked to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a mug is the item that was chosen.

The Adventurous Cunt desperately needed a wig to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been an exciting activity, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a wig was the thing that was selected.

The Adventurous Cunt owned a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly odd operation, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it was simply life. Honestly, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.