A Crypting Cunt

A Crypting Cunt always carried a painting of a melon that they liked to eat. It should have been a bizarre action, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who thought it would be epic. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.

A Crypting Cunt always carried a spade to annihilate It should have been an original idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a spade being the thing selected.

A Crypting Cunt desperately needed a little monkey that they sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a weird and wonderful exercise, to most, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a little monkey would be the item that was selected.

A Crypting Cunt searched for a stapler to cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly original approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

A Crypting Cunt carried a little monkey that they would break. One might say this is a bizarre idea, to you, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey being the item selected.

A Crypting Cunt had a bottle of wine that they would demolish. It is considered to be a fairly unusual idea, to some, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea was spectacular. A bottle of wine being the chosen thing.