Unusual Cunt

Unusual Cunt always had with them a pencil sharpener that they liked to put up their bum. It might have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it was out of this world. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the chosen item.

Unusual Cunt desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would cuddle. This could be considered a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it was entertaining. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

Unusual Cunt always carried a bottle of beer that they would occasionally demolish. This could be considered an odd operation, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea is magnificent. A bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.

Unusual Cunt had a bag of flour that they liked to annihilate This might appear to be a fairly original activity, to many, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a bag of flour being the chosen item.

Unusual Cunt desired a sword that they liked to annihilate It would be an exciting thought, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who considered it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a sword is the item to choose.

Unusual Cunt owned a pint of beer that they would occasionally throw. It was a strange action, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the item opted for.