Her Weary Dildo

Her Weary Dildo desperately wanted a sponge that they would put up their bum. It would have been a weird and wonderful thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a sponge having that done to it

Her Weary Dildo searched for a dildo that they would often sleep with. One might consider this to be an original idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a dildo would be the item chosen.

Her Weary Dildo desired a pen that they would occasionally embrace. It should be a fairly funny activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pen would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Weary Dildo needed a rubber johnny that they would drop. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre activity, to most, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

Her Weary Dildo carried a melon to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a weird and wonderful operation, to you, but not to the Dildo, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Weary Dildo carried a bottle of wine that they sometimes share. It might be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.