My Weary Dildo

My Weary Dildo always carried a cup that they would sometimes break. This is certainly a fairly peculiar action, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a cup being the thing selected.

My Weary Dildo looked for a hat that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a strange action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a hat is the thing that was chosen.

My Weary Dildo owned a pencil sharpener that they liked to experiment on. One might say this is a fairly odd proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

My Weary Dildo always carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

My Weary Dildo searched for a condom that they would often break. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a condom would be the item that was opted for.

My Weary Dildo always kept a bottle of beer to throw. It is a fairly bizarre idea, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.