A Exceptional Dildo

A Exceptional Dildo searched for a stapler that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was an original thought, to many, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be entertaining. Strangely, a stapler would be the item chosen.

A Exceptional Dildo often carried a vibrator to rub on his belly. It should have been an astonishing approach to life, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a vibrator being the item selected.

A Exceptional Dildo desperately desired a bat that they would occasionally drop. It is a funny action, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bat being the thing opted for.

A Exceptional Dildo had a stapler that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a weird idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who expected it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler of all things.

A Exceptional Dildo looked for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to many, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

A Exceptional Dildo desperately searched for a helmet that they would often sleep with. It was a peculiar approach to life, to you, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet being the thing selected.