Handsome Dildo

Handsome Dildo owned a tomato that they sometimes share. One might consider this to be a fairly new action, to me, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

Handsome Dildo desperately craved for a toilet brush that they sometimes put up their bum. It was a weird undertaking, to most, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the item that was selected.

Handsome Dildo desperately desired a block of cheese that they would smash. It might be a fairly different action, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

Handsome Dildo carried a condom that they would eat. It would have been a new proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it would be out of this world. Honestly, a condom would be the item that was opted for.

Handsome Dildo often carried a cheese grater to demolish. This seems to be a fairly odd idea, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

Handsome Dildo desperately needed a custard pie that they liked to throw. It should be a fairly surprising operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who considered it was epic. Remarkably, a custard pie is the thing to select.