Her Blue Dildo

Her Blue Dildo desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a weird thing to do, to you, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.

Her Blue Dildo desperately looked for a cucumber that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been an exciting thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.

Her Blue Dildo wanted a CD player that they would often demolish. It would be a fairly different thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a CD player was the chosen item.

Her Blue Dildo needed a magic 8 ball that they sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly different idea, to you, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.

Her Blue Dildo wanted a porno magazine that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an odd exercise, to some, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.

Her Blue Dildo looked for a lava lamp that they would occasionally break. It would be an original suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.