A Curious Dildo

A Curious Dildo desperately looked for a crown that they would often put on his head. It was a fairly exciting thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was fun. Honestly, a crown is the thing to choose.

A Curious Dildo desired a chocolate bar that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly different activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.

A Curious Dildo always kept a teapot that they would sit and look at. It should have been a fairly new operation, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

A Curious Dildo desperately desired a pint of beer that they would insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly astonishing thought, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

A Curious Dildo wanted a set square that they would occasionally smash. It is considered to be a surprising operation, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be wonderous. Strangely, a set square being the chosen item.

A Curious Dildo found a mug to play with. This might appear to be an extraordinary idea, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Honestly, a mug is the thing to opt for.