Tired Dildo

Tired Dildo had a ball to smash. One might say this is a fairly new action, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a ball would be the chosen thing.

Tired Dildo needed a can of Tango that they would occasionally drop. One might say this is an odd exercise, to you, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

Tired Dildo desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a curious activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was stunning. A pencil sharpener was the chosen item.

Tired Dildo often carried a stapler that they liked to hug. It was considered to be a fairly weird exercise, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the item that was chosen.

Tired Dildo desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

Tired Dildo desired a set of lego to insert somewhere. It might have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea was epic. A set of lego would be the thing that was chosen.