Their Grumpy Dildo

Their Grumpy Dildo wanted a little monkey that they would occasionally sit and look at. This could be considered a curious suggestion, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be miraculous. Honestly, a little monkey of all things.

Their Grumpy Dildo desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand to share. This might appear to be a funny idea, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. A Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.

Their Grumpy Dildo looked for a spade that they liked to experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly new suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a spade was the chosen thing.

Their Grumpy Dildo desired a sponge that they sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a surprising operation, to me, but not to the Dildo, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge is the item to select.

Their Grumpy Dildo owned a spade that they would experiment on. This seems to be a fairly new thing to do, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the item that was selected.

Their Grumpy Dildo desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly funny proposal, to me, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.