The Fucking Dildo

The Fucking Dildo desperately searched for a vibrator that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Strangely, a vibrator having that done to it

The Fucking Dildo wanted a teapot that they would sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be an original approach to life, to me, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the item chosen.

The Fucking Dildo desperately searched for a block of cheese that they liked to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

The Fucking Dildo wanted a condom to hug. This is certainly a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be simply life. Remarkably, a condom being the item selected.

The Fucking Dildo desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to drop. It might be an astonishing proposal, to me, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.

The Fucking Dildo desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would rub on his belly. It might have been an original proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. A sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.