The Ugly Dildo

The Ugly Dildo always kept a mug that they sometimes worship. It should be a fairly original proposal, to many, but not to the Dildo, who feels it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a mug would be the thing that was selected.

The Ugly Dildo often carried a set square that they would throw. This is certainly a fairly exciting activity, to you, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. A set square was the chosen thing.

The Ugly Dildo found a can of Dr Pepper that they would often sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly exciting proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Dildo desired a wig that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a bizarre exercise, to me, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a wig is the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Dildo desired a set square that they would throw. It might have been a fairly bizarre activity, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a set square was the chosen thing.

The Ugly Dildo carried a little monkey that they would often share. One might say this is a weird and wonderful idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey is the thing to choose.