Big Dildo

Big Dildo desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would often smash. This is certainly a somewhat surprising thought, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

Big Dildo desperately needed a piece of paper to share. This seems to be a new undertaking, to me, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the item that was opted for.

Big Dildo found a bat to cuddle. One might find this to be a different thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a bat is the item to opt for.

Big Dildo desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they sometimes sit and look at. It would be a strange action, to most, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was magnificent. A painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.

Big Dildo found a bottle of coke to drop. It was an original exercise, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.

Big Dildo looked for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to me, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.