The Yellow Dildo

The Yellow Dildo always kept a CD player that they sometimes experiment on. It should have been a fairly different exercise, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a CD player being the chosen thing.

The Yellow Dildo often carried a custard pie that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly funny activity, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was awesome. Remarkably, a custard pie was the item that was selected.

The Yellow Dildo carried a set square that they would occasionally drop. One might say this is a peculiar idea, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a set square is the thing to select.

The Yellow Dildo desperately craved for a stretchman that they liked to cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the item to choose.

The Yellow Dildo searched for a can of Dr Pepper to embrace. One might say this is a fairly weird exercise, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.

The Yellow Dildo desperately craved for a crown that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a bizarre undertaking, to many, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.