Her Boring Dildo

Her Boring Dildo desperately searched for a block of cheese that they liked to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a different suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

Her Boring Dildo desperately desired a vibrator that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a funny activity, to you, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be stunning. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the chosen thing.

Her Boring Dildo desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly new thing to do, to you, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. A can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

Her Boring Dildo desperately needed a dildo that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is an unusual activity, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a dildo being the item selected.

Her Boring Dildo desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would often put up their bum. One might find this to be a peculiar exercise, to some, but not to the Dildo, who considered it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

Her Boring Dildo always carried a spade that they would often throw. It might have been a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade being the thing selected.