The Grumpy Dildo

The Grumpy Dildo needed a bag of poop that they would often sleep with. This seems to be a fairly curious action, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Dildo desperately searched for a cup to insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a cup would be the item that was opted for.

The Grumpy Dildo desperately needed a melon that they sometimes eat. It might have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. A melon is the thing to choose.

The Grumpy Dildo carried a stretchman that they would put down their trousers. It should be an astonishing action, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

The Grumpy Dildo desperately searched for a bag of poop to put on his head. This is certainly a fairly peculiar activity, to me, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Dildo owned a computer that they liked to cuddle. This seems a curious activity, to me, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be epic. Who would have thought, a computer being the thing selected.