Grumpy Dildo

Grumpy Dildo always carried a magic 8 ball that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly new suggestion, to most, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be awe-inspring. A magic 8 ball is the item that was chosen.

Grumpy Dildo always carried a bottle of coke that they would often worship. It should be an exciting thing to do, to you, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

Grumpy Dildo desperately needed a bottle of coke to worship. This is certainly a fairly peculiar suggestion, to most, but not to the Dildo, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the thing to choose.

Grumpy Dildo desired a little monkey that they would often sleep with. It was considered to be a bizarre idea, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.

Grumpy Dildo needed a cup that they liked to sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly new thought, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who considered it would be simply life. Remarkably, a cup is the item to opt for.

Grumpy Dildo needed a condom that they would often drop. One might consider this to be a curious action, to some, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a condom is the item to select.