A Colourful Dildo

A Colourful Dildo always carried a stretchman to cuddle. This might appear to be an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

A Colourful Dildo often carried a bag of flour that they sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a strange activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

A Colourful Dildo desperately needed a set of lego that they sometimes break. It is considered to be a peculiar action, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a set of lego was the chosen thing.

A Colourful Dildo had a piece of paper that they would sometimes embrace. It might have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

A Colourful Dildo always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they liked to demolish. It was considered to be a peculiar thing to do, to some, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

A Colourful Dildo desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would often try to balance on their head. It should have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who considered it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.