The Magical Dildo

The Magical Dildo always had with them a ball that they would often sleep with. It was a weird and wonderful operation, to many, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

The Magical Dildo desperately needed a lava lamp that they would often sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.

The Magical Dildo carried a bag of flour that they sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly different activity, to some, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it was simply life. Strangely, a bag of flour would be the item that was opted for.

The Magical Dildo wanted a set square that they would occasionally break. This is certainly a fairly new undertaking, to you, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a set square is the thing to select.

The Magical Dildo looked for a pencil sharpener that they liked to rub on his belly. It was a fairly weird proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

The Magical Dildo wanted a sponge that they liked to worship. One might find this to be a peculiar idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a sponge is the thing to select.