A Funny Dildo

A Funny Dildo wanted a bat that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who thought it would be simply life. Strangely, a bat would be the thing that was selected.

A Funny Dildo desperately craved for a sword that they would put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly strange action, to you, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a sword would be the thing that was opted for.

A Funny Dildo needed a radiator to rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a radiator of all things.

A Funny Dildo always carried a can of Tango that they would insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly surprising action, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

A Funny Dildo carried a can of coke that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would be a fairly surprising operation, to many, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

A Funny Dildo needed a toilet brush that they would sometimes throw. It should have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the item to choose.