The Foolish Dildo

The Foolish Dildo often carried a stapler that they would cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly different thing to do, to me, but not to the Dildo, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a stapler being the chosen thing.

The Foolish Dildo always had with them a stapler to smash. It should be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the item that was selected.

The Foolish Dildo desperately searched for a custard pie that they sometimes embrace. This might appear to be a fairly unusual exercise, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. A custard pie being the item selected.

The Foolish Dildo desperately desired a ball that they sometimes worship. It is a somewhat surprising operation, to you, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a ball is the thing to select.

The Foolish Dildo had a bottle of wine that they would eat. This seems to be an astonishing undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the item to select.

The Foolish Dildo owned a cheese grater that they liked to sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly surprising idea, to you, but not to the Dildo, who considered it would be fun. Strangely, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.