Grumpy Dildo

Grumpy Dildo always carried a mug to smash. It was a fairly weird operation, to many, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a mug being the chosen item.

Grumpy Dildo wanted a porno magazine that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be an original activity, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.

Grumpy Dildo desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper to sleep with. It was considered to be a funny thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

Grumpy Dildo craved for a ball that they would often rub on his belly. It would be an unusual idea, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a ball was the chosen item.

Grumpy Dildo always had with them a CD player that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a CD player would be the item that was selected.

Grumpy Dildo desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is considered to be a different action, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a can of Tango being the item selected.