Her Special Dildo

Her Special Dildo always carried a pencil sharpener that they sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who thought it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

Her Special Dildo desperately wanted a little monkey that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a funny operation, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.

Her Special Dildo desperately needed a melon that they would often put on his head. This seems to be an exciting proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be amazing. Honestly, a melon would be the item that was opted for.

Her Special Dildo desperately searched for a radiator that they would often worship. This might appear to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. A radiator was the thing that was chosen.

Her Special Dildo had a pencil sharpener that they sometimes throw. This might appear to be an extraordinary action, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

Her Special Dildo desperately craved for a spade to insert somewhere. It might have been a new thing to do, to some, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a spade would be the item that was opted for.