The Determined Dildo

The Determined Dildo needed a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a weird idea, to many, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

The Determined Dildo had a custard pie that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to you, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

The Determined Dildo desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes embrace. It is considered to be a fairly strange suggestion, to most, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

The Determined Dildo found a tomato that they sometimes drop. This seems a weird thought, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.

The Determined Dildo desperately searched for a hat that they sometimes eat. It might be a fairly strange idea, to some, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a hat was the item that was chosen.

The Determined Dildo desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would worship. This is certainly a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was chosen.