Purple Dildo

Purple Dildo desperately desired a can of Tango that they would often throw. It should have been an unusual action, to me, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

Purple Dildo desperately needed a bat that they liked to demolish. It would have been a fairly unusual exercise, to me, but not to the Dildo, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a bat is the thing to opt for.

Purple Dildo carried a computer that they would occasionally share. It would be a fairly odd exercise, to many, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was breathtaking. Strangely, a computer would be the item that was chosen.

Purple Dildo needed a piece of paper that they would occasionally smash. One might say this is a curious approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper of all things.

Purple Dildo carried a chocolate bar that they liked to throw. It is a fairly astonishing thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.

Purple Dildo craved for a porno magazine that they would sometimes sleep with. This is certainly an unusual activity, to many, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine being the item opted for.