The Unusual Dildo

The Unusual Dildo needed a can of coke to put down their trousers. It was a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the item that was opted for.

The Unusual Dildo desperately wanted a set of lego that they would occasionally annihilate One might find this to be an original activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the thing that was selected.

The Unusual Dildo searched for a wig that they would often put down their trousers. This seems a fairly different approach to life, to some, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a wig being the chosen item.

The Unusual Dildo wanted a CD player that they sometimes smash. One might say this is an odd suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who considered it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player would be the item that was selected.

The Unusual Dildo always kept a little monkey that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been an astonishing proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.

The Unusual Dildo desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would occasionally sleep with. It should be a fairly funny suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.