My Grumpy Dildo

My Grumpy Dildo carried a rubber chicken that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might have been an original action, to you, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

My Grumpy Dildo searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes worship. This seems a somewhat surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.

My Grumpy Dildo always carried a cup to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an original thing to do, to you, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.

My Grumpy Dildo desperately craved for a spade that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might have been a curious operation, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

My Grumpy Dildo desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would occasionally smash. It should be a bizarre action, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

My Grumpy Dildo carried a wig that they liked to rub on his belly. It might have been a different proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it was breathtaking. Honestly, a wig being the chosen item.