My Beautiful Dildo

My Beautiful Dildo desperately searched for a tomato to embrace. It was considered to be a bizarre thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it would be epic. Remarkably, a tomato was the item that was opted for.

My Beautiful Dildo wanted a ball that they would sometimes hug. It would be a peculiar exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a ball being the item selected.

My Beautiful Dildo carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes smash. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to you, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

My Beautiful Dildo looked for a dildo that they would often cuddle. It was a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo being the item selected.

My Beautiful Dildo desperately wanted a wig that they sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be an unusual action, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a wig is the thing that was chosen.

My Beautiful Dildo desperately desired a condom that they would put in the bath with him. It was a fairly weird idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the item that was opted for.