The Chinese Dildo

The Chinese Dildo desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put on his head. It was considered to be a surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.

The Chinese Dildo found a pint of cider that they liked to put on his head. This seems to be a fairly unusual idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

The Chinese Dildo searched for a cheese grater that they sometimes hug. This could be considered an unusual activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

The Chinese Dildo desired a cucumber that they would often eat. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was exciting. A cucumber having that done to it

The Chinese Dildo looked for a toilet brush that they sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be an exciting proposal, to you, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

The Chinese Dildo craved for a melon that they would often insert somewhere. This seems to be a peculiar action, to some, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a melon being the thing selected.