His Energetic Dildo

His Energetic Dildo owned a pen that they would occasionally demolish. It is an odd action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen being the thing selected.

His Energetic Dildo found a wig that they liked to play with. This could be considered a bizarre operation, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the thing to opt for.

His Energetic Dildo desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a peculiar undertaking, to most, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.

His Energetic Dildo desperately desired a sponge that they would play with. It was considered to be a fairly odd activity, to many, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge being the thing selected.

His Energetic Dildo desperately searched for a radiator that they would often cuddle. One might say this is a fairly different idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a radiator having that done to it

His Energetic Dildo craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.