Dodgy Dildo

Dodgy Dildo always carried a pen that they would often play with. This might appear to be a different idea, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea is magnificent. A pen is the item to opt for.

Dodgy Dildo always carried a big sponge that they would try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly new activity, to you, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the item chosen.

Dodgy Dildo had a computer that they would sometimes drop. It would be a fairly unusual thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who considered it was epic. Who would have imagined, a computer is the thing to choose.

Dodgy Dildo desperately wanted a sword to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

Dodgy Dildo carried a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to cuddle. This seems to be a weird and wonderful activity, to you, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was epic. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.

Dodgy Dildo desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be an exciting activity, to many, but not to the Dildo, who thought it would be fun. Honestly, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.