The Red Dildo

The Red Dildo carried a tomato that they would hug. It would be a fairly different action, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

The Red Dildo always kept a mug that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a different proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug being the item selected.

The Red Dildo searched for a CD player to smash. This might appear to be a curious activity, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the thing to choose.

The Red Dildo desperately needed a piece of paper to annihilate It was a fairly exciting thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

The Red Dildo wanted a set of lego that they liked to eat. It was a fairly odd idea, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the thing that was chosen.

The Red Dildo always had with them a block of cheese that they liked to smash. This seems a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a block of cheese of all things.