Their Purple Dildo

Their Purple Dildo carried a can of Dr Pepper to break. It was considered to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.

Their Purple Dildo owned a pint of beer to experiment on. This is certainly an original thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

Their Purple Dildo owned a custard pie that they liked to play with. It was considered to be a surprising proposal, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a custard pie having that done to it

Their Purple Dildo had a block of cheese that they would often embrace. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.

Their Purple Dildo desperately craved for a custard pie that they liked to share. This seems to be a funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea is epic. Honestly, a custard pie would be the item that was opted for.

Their Purple Dildo desperately looked for a mug that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems a weird activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who expected it was fun. Remarkably, a mug being the thing opted for.