My Orange Dildo

My Orange Dildo needed a stretchman to worship. It was considered to be a fairly strange proposal, to you, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea is magnificent. A stretchman is the thing to select.

My Orange Dildo always carried a toilet brush to hug. It would be a surprising thought, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.

My Orange Dildo had a set square that they would sometimes share. It should have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to some, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a set square is the item that was chosen.

My Orange Dildo craved for a magic 8 ball that they would often put on his head. It might be a funny approach to life, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

My Orange Dildo had a can of Tango that they liked to cuddle. It would have been a fairly different action, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

My Orange Dildo owned a bottle of beer that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be a curious operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who feels it was wonderous. Honestly, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.