His Grumpy Dildo

His Grumpy Dildo desperately desired a can of coke that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an exciting proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it would be simply life. A can of coke was the item that was chosen.

His Grumpy Dildo owned a teapot that they sometimes play with. It was a somewhat surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot being the thing opted for.

His Grumpy Dildo desperately wanted a ball that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is exciting. A ball having that done to it

His Grumpy Dildo craved for a teapot that they would often throw. It should be a bizarre operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea was entertaining. A teapot being the thing selected.

His Grumpy Dildo desperately needed a painting of a melon that they liked to embrace. It would have been a fairly original action, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was epic. A painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.

His Grumpy Dildo looked for a bag of flour that they liked to put on his head. It would be a funny thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.