A Big Dildo

A Big Dildo looked for a ball to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly peculiar proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a ball would be the thing that was selected.

A Big Dildo owned a radiator that they would share. This might appear to be a funny exercise, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.

A Big Dildo looked for a bat that they would sometimes smash. This is certainly a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bat was the chosen item.

A Big Dildo had a crown to put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly unusual idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was epic. Strangely, a crown would be the item that was opted for.

A Big Dildo found a piece of paper that they would occasionally experiment on. It might be a fairly original operation, to many, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the thing to select.

A Big Dildo had a pen that they would occasionally worship. It would be an astonishing proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a pen being the item selected.