His Boring Dildo

His Boring Dildo desperately craved for a set of lego that they would sometimes embrace. It is considered to be a fairly odd undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.

His Boring Dildo desired a sack of potatoes that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

His Boring Dildo had a can of coke that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is considered to be an extraordinary thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

His Boring Dildo found a melon that they would sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly curious suggestion, to you, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the item that was opted for.

His Boring Dildo desperately searched for a pen that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is a new action, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a pen would be the thing that was selected.

His Boring Dildo always had with them a ball to eat. One might consider this to be an unusual operation, to most, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball would be the thing that was selected.